Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
So drunk its hurt
i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
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