Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
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It's 6 am and I've spent the last few hours searching for a cork screw or suitable substitute. You had none. Incidentally, I finally opened this bottle of wine, but owe you a new meat sticky thing with those two prongs. Sobriety is not good for me. Or your utensils.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
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I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
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