Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
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Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
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you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
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