quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
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I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
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They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
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