it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
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dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
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Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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