I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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