Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
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They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
where are my eyebrows?
How naked do you want me to be?
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