plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
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