I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
he laminated a picture of his dick.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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