I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
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