He asked to "fluff my boner.."
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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