It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
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