im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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