I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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