I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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