What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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