i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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