But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
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