Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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