at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
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Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
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She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize