I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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