I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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