Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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