Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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