we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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