So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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