i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
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