I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
one two three fourrrrnication!
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
Semen is not good for contacts.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
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