My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I am midnight drunk by noon
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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