I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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