Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
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