You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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