sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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