Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
what if I'm pregnant?
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"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
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I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
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