shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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