chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
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I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
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then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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