we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
tell me about the fingering
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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