you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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