Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
I bet he comes in French.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I'd cum for enchiladas.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
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