FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I just got carded by a ten year old.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
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