I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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