i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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