Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
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We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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