If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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