It's just like the Real World with babies
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
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