Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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