then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
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I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
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Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
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