**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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