You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
Randomize