Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
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His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
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You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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