My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
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