question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
This toilet bowl is my home.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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