doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
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Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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