i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
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The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
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Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
as a side note pls kill me
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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