If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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