It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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