I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
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I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
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Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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