Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
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Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
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I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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